fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via eclecticpandas)


"Tumblr is literally all my thoughts i never say combined onto a dashboard."

(via tw1st3d-w0nderland)


Aries: really fucking arrogant
Taurus: bossy as fuck
Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan
Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot
Leo: talks way too much
Virgo: overanalyzes everything
Libra: probably hella boring
Scorpio: has a collection of knives
Sagittarius: keep your opinions to yourself
Capricorn: lucifer’s servant
Aquarius: hella weird and judgemental
Pisces: way naive and probably gay

(via relahvant)


my phone’s dying and i’m sort of jealous

(Source: charmancler, via metalhearted)